roommate from mexico is taking a shower with her bf right now

bitchy roommate has her mancandy over and they’re presumably in bed together

and i’m just over here with my netflix and candy corn like

well. glad i wore pants out in the kitchen.

bitchy roommate has her mancandy over i guess. and i was just waiting on my late night dinner to heat up and turned and saw him walking back to her room in just his boxer briefs. 

thanks for the warning ???

lining that one thing of me as a witch

ohmygod  i actually put a background in something

may or may not finish it, can’t decide yet. still need to put more stuff in the room

asexualsammy:

i would give my left kidney for asexual taystee jefferson.

she’s an extrovert who cares more about her family in all its forms than she is in dating.

none of her flashbacks or current prison drama revolve around fucking.

when poussey kisses her she says she’s “not like that” but cuddling is fine and she obviously enjoys that - why is everyone assuming she means she’s straight?

when she yells at p in the library she never says the issue is that she liked her, it’s that she liked her “like that” and “wanted her to take off her clothes and shit” - those are not the words of someone uncomfortable with a lesbian. those are the words of someone uncomfortable with sex.

she jokes about sex but it’s /always/ a joke. “a nubian king with a nubian thing”? come on. she uses it like a punchline. she uses it like an ace.

can you imagine? if any show were to have some ace representation, i could see it being orange is the new black. and can you imagine it being TAYSTEE? the fan favorite, loud and happy and dancing - sings like an angel, stings like a bee - can you imagine? taystee saying, “no, i’m asexual. not like a fucking plant, like a person. i just don’t like it.” can you IMAGINE? allosexual people being forced to see an ace character who wasn’t a novelty or a joke or treated like it was a disorder? can you imagine allosexual people actually /hearing/ the word asexual on one of the most popular tv shows that exists right now? can you even imagine?

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

shampains:

got you wrapped around my finger, babe
you can count on me to misbehave

all i want right now is a cuddlebuddy

we just did six 300m runs and i did alright on the first five, like was leading the pack for the most of them

but i hit that fifth one and right after my legs just cramped up completely and so my sixth one i was in the middle of the pack and nearly passed out halfway through it lol

and then i had to ride my bike home and that was freaking awful, i could barely move my legs

now i want to nap buttt i have class in 40 mins :/// agh.

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

now i finally know what being short feels like

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